Washington, DC Naldrett Investigations Magazine has just concluded an in-depth report compiled from secret wiretaps recorded from within the North Korean regime.
Apparently, all of the aid money from the U.S. and Canada to North Korea used to go directly into the accounts of Kim Jong-Un and his uncle. Since his uncle was executed by Kim, it all goes directly to the Boy Dictator.
Thank you very much for your letter. I wish my Russian was as good as your English! You're doing a terrific job over there, making Russia huge again. A piece of Ukraine here, a piece there. By the way, nice job in Syria!
Thanks also for the advice, and let me return the favor. There's no reason why you should let sanctions and low oil prices deflate your country's economy. I...
[It's November 18, 2016. An announcer off stage yells out: "Ladies and Gentlemen! The President-elect of the United States - Donald Trump!" Trump walks on stage as an orchestra plays "Hail To The Chief."]
"Thanks everyone, and thanks to all of you who voted for me last week. As for the rest of you, all I can say is, you're not welcome here any more, and maybe you should think about moving...
My friend, I very happy you doing so well running for president of United States. I very confident you winning in November. Then we can unite our two countries and make strides to domin . . . to lead free world. But first, I must give advice. Is good advice, from my own experience in becoming president, premier and president of Russia.
Is good you throw protestors out of rallies, but better...
The first branch of 'Cark It Right' will open the doors of its brand new, custom built suicide centre on St. Peter's Close on Monday. I spoke to the company M.D. Graham Reaper today.
"Hello Graham, exciting time for you?"
"Oh yes, we think it's a killer idea; people have been dying for an opportunity like this."
"Sorry about the dark humour."
"Don't you mean Christmas crack...
As it now stands, the Pledge of Allegiance as commonly recited in schools and at sporting events and political rallies is too simple and easy. One can chew on it without really tasting the Constitution. It allows one to dress up in the flag feeling all patriotic, self-righteous, and godly when one may be, in reality, venal and totally corrupt.
Therefore, this New Pledge of Allegiance is propose...
PLEASE - JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices?
I turned on the TV and thought it was a beauty pageant until I saw Bernie.
Do I really have to wait until after November before I get my regular TV programming back?
Personally, I want Angela Merkel to run.
This leap year afforded the African American community an extra day of Black History Month; let's hope it was enjoyed because it may be the last one America ever has.
The election season has been ugly to say the least. Amidst the turmoil of the electorate, politicians have been especially on edge. One contentious issue: black lives. Yes, they matter- but in the eyes of Washington's elite they...
Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un issued some new threats to the Western World, in retaliation for the latest round of sanctions on North Korea by the UN.
Kim Jong-Un will:
*No longer allow his all-girl band to travel outside the country.
*No longer let tourists photograph the giant Kim Song-Il statue.
*Flood the Internet with penile enlargement spam.
Sometimes I just can't sleep. Like most, I worry. My fears and phobias are intense and really, are as off-base as an AWOL Private.
....So I toss and turn, toss and turn. I get up from my hard bed, go to the refrigerator and drink some type of liquid refreshment. Something with some bite, of course. Then I watch a little TV - usually ID Discovery. I'm a big fan of Lt. Joe Kenda, the Homicide Hun...
Anyway, whatever. Whatever you say. Anyway, who cares. ANY WAY? You must be joking. There are some ways that are just not me.
We know you are always right anyway. So...
Whatever you say Dad. Anyway what's the use? Right?
Anyway - it'll all be the same in a thousand years - So whatever?
You must be joking! What a drag. I can't believe it. But...whatever.
Anyway I don't really care. W...
If Donald Trump wins the Presidential election he will consider all of us to be 'losers'.
If the Occupiers of the wildlife refuge took over the land there wouldn't they probably shoot all the ducks?
Do the Republicans already have a smear campaign ready in case Bernie Sanders is elected based on the fact that he is Jewish, a Socialist and advanced in age?
Under the definition of 'gang' wo...
The Donald has tried to reach out to black Americans by staging a highly contrived music battle with Ted Cruz. However, he hasn't had much success.
Man nah vote for Ted Cruiser, dis dull Establishment GOP loser!
Man will nah vote, dis guy a jerk!
Him Cruz Canadian, nah let man jive 'n' smirk!
Man never vote for nah Teddy Cruz,
Trump have fi win, me man dem Teddy lose!
Cruz has hi...
It all started very normally. It was a usual, quiet evening with the Rock Bottom Remainders setting up their equipment for another gig.
OK, actually, the Rock Bottom Remainders are not really so very normal. Their roster is made up of all famous literary and artistic people like Dave Barry the humor writer, Stephen King the horror novelist, Amy Tan the fictionalist, Mitch Albom an author, Matt...
It's so overused that it's become boring. It just isn't awesome anymore.
Finding almost everyone you meet and everything you come across is of the quality to inspire awe? Well, let's just say that seems quite ridiculous and unbelievable. Not very awesome at all.
It's amusing to see folks following someone on Twitter, with the follower immediately assuring the followee that he or she is awes...
The 70th annual Tony Awards are still a few months off, but there is no question that the hip-hop hit, Hamilton, is a clear front-runner for many of this year's categories. The run-away musical was even featured in this year's Grammys, and with nothing seeming to slow this giant of Broadway down, the question becomes, what's next?
Well, according to Brian Duffel, graduate of State University of...
It was a hot day as Pope Francis addressed over ten thousand people today at the National Auditorium, Mexico City.
His Holiness, visibly tired from his hectic days of meetings with local dignitaries, diplomats and politicians seemed very thirsty as he availed himself freely from a large decanter of 'water'placed on a small table by his throne.
Pope Francis's Address in Mexico City
Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio confused Meet the Press viewers and its moderator Chuck Todd on Sunday with his overuse of negatives in response to questions regarding fault for the 9/11 attacks. Todd asked repeatedly that Rubio clarify. Essentially the exchange went like this:
Todd: "Are you putting 9/11 on Clinton?"
Rubio: "No. I am putting it on Clinton."
(1) When she is in heat... the traits of a killer carnivore.
(2) When she is not in heat... the traits of a florist who grows his own flowers and/or to look smoochy on the dance floor.
(3) Money. Shit loads of it.
(4) Unanimous approval from her friends.
(5) When in heat... he must boast an IQ of three, know how to grunt with abandon and have a hairy chest.
(6) When not in heat... h...
Notable-Public-Figure and Establishment-Career-Dynamic David Cameron has decided that the Tories have failed to successfully integrate enough marginalised communities, so that they will just shut the hell up and stop making trouble.
Admittedly, he put it rather more delicately like that, but (achingly-non-)arguably no less extravagantly:
Now hearken unto me when I quoth this, dearest sillyb...
The Ballast diet has taken the international slimming world by storm. Below is a transcript of a recent, rare radio interview with its creator, Professor Swan Morrison, in which he discusses the scheme in unprecedented detail.
'Hello Professor Morrison and welcome to the Breakfast Radio Show.'
'Thank you for inviting me onto your programme.'
'You've invented a revolutionar...
Jaggedone's special news "Flash" for the ladies!
BBC HQ London! 04.02.2016
Matt Le Blanc will be taking over macho males fav TV programme, Top Gear! Matt has promised to wow his female followers by sitting naked in an open top E Type Jaguar!! The programme will be renamed "Women's Own Top Gear" and gaga females all over the planet have offered to stroke his gear stick as much as he desires!...