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Funny story: Conversation between an Evangelical Bible Belting Schmuck and a Neuroscientist

Conversation between an Evangelical Bible Belting Schmuck and a Neuroscientist

Idiot: "God created the brain in seven days y'all!" Neuroscientist: "Y'all are a schmuck!" 1. The keys to modern biology were not delivered by genome sequencing, but by a series of prior conceptual advances (Darwin, Mendel, Fisher, Morgan, Crick etc). 2. Tracing wires in 3 dimensions to learn how neurons are connected is overkill: like genome sequencing by X-ray crystallography. Almost al...
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Funny story: Islamic Terrorists Shot In Paris Arrive In Jihadist Heaven

Islamic Terrorists Shot In Paris Arrive In Jihadist Heaven

The three Islamic assassins who killed French citizens at Charlie Hebdo and a Jewish delicatessen arrive at the destination they had given their lives for, the Jihadist heaven promised them. An angel greets them as they arrive. "Welcome gentlemen. I hope your journey was peaceful." "Hardly!" stated Said Kouachi sarcastically. "We got our shit shot to pieces." "You can say that again." Sai...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News

Isle of Wight News

4 REASONS WHY ISLAND LIFE IS BETTER THAN MAINLAND: 1: Islands tend to be windswept, with supplies often being cut - off, this affords oblivion to Modern Reality. 2: Some islands, Alderney, Guernsey and others, prohibit cars. This is not only good for the environment, it dissuades any one relatively young , from invading the place. 3: Many islands' waters are choppy and inhospitable, suc...
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Funny story: The case of Peter Piper's missing peck of pickled peppers

The case of Peter Piper's missing peck of pickled peppers

My name is Joey Diamond and I'm a private investigator. Yesterday, I was sitting in my office, basicly twittling my thumbs, when two strange looking dudes walked in and introduced themselves. "I'm Wee Willie Winkie. I run through the town. Upstairs and downstairs in my nightgown. Rapping at the windows, crying through the lock. Are the children now in bed? For now it's eight o'clock." "...
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Funny story: "Terror Tales will Come True" Blockbuster on the Way

"Terror Tales will Come True" Blockbuster on the Way

Hot on President Obama's blessing to release the new Bond Movie SPECTRE and his endorsement of the anti-North Korean film "The Interview", Hollywood is soon to release a new movie called, "Terror Tales will Come True". The film will be a One Bare Leg production under the Warner Bros label in conjunction with Rockefeller Enterprises, Happy Films, Pike Inc, Con-Artists Media Corp, Two-Thumbs-Up-...
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Funny story: Small talk - a poem

Small talk - a poem

I'm just no good at small talk Narrow and bijou Microscopic and minute Sorry, what do you do? Dinky winky, little, dwarf Incy wincy, klein Matchbox, kneehigh and compact Can I top up your wine? Teensy weensy, minimal Teeny weeny, wee Itsy bitsy, miniscule Would you like a cup of tea? Baby, mini, miniature Shrunken, titchy, speck Narrow, nipper, iota, mite Get naked? What the h...
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Funny story: ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men......And Women

ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men......And Women

ISIS - The Answer To The Future You've Always Wanted! (This is the real ISIS, the one that kills anyone and anything it wants, not one of those wimpy organizations with that stupid Egyptian symbol of a guy with a jackals head, the image of which, by the way, is outlawed by our sect.) Are you f___ed up? REALLY f___ed up? Do you dream of a life like the heroic characters you play for 5 h...
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Funny story: What to do with Christmas Leftovers, 3 Key Items

What to do with Christmas Leftovers, 3 Key Items

1. Freeze Turkey Giblets , then promote as genuine WW1 Christmas Truce Football Match Interval Edwardian 'Comfits' or 'Fancies'. 2. Mix up any old rubbish lurking in your fridge , with some Fruits Rouges ( or tinned Raspberries) and label it: 'French and/or Italian Rustic Preserve.'..then decant into any glass pot, stick a label in French or Italian onto it....money for old rope, but make sure...
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Funny story: Phil & Si & I Get Attacked by a Rougarou in a Louisiana Swamp

Phil & Si & I Get Attacked by a Rougarou in a Louisiana Swamp

So Si and Phil Robertson, along with this reporter, were deep in the Louisiana swamps trying out Duck Commander's new line of duck calls. It was a wet boggy mess in the bayou, and Miss Kay packed us a lunch of gator tail, crawdads and smelts. I brought the smelts, of course, and they were in the trunk of my car when I arrived at my Spanish moss destination out in the middle of nowhere. But some...
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Funny story: The Sodom and Gomorrah Golf Classic

The Sodom and Gomorrah Golf Classic

And God said, "Noah, I want you to quit working on the ark." "Pardon?" said a disbelieving Noah. You want me to do what?" "The ark, Noah, you won't be needing it." "But, God," protested Noah, "I've been working on the ark for the past four hundred years, and it's almost done. All that's left is to put in the shuffleboard court." "Sorry, Noah, but the great flood i...
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Funny story: The Interview's Gay/Anal Obsession

The Interview's Gay/Anal Obsession

The Interview Directed by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg Starring Seth Rogan, James Franco At least there were no stupid height jokes. There were stupid and even infantile jokes about almost everything else. Asses (of the Kardashian variety). And farts. And poops and gays and inconvenient tumescences, and an almost pathological fascination with anuses. At one point Rogen is supposed to inser...
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Funny story: Forgetting your car is okay

Forgetting your car is okay

Many women forget to retrieve their cars when at the Boxing Day Sales. Many of us get so addled and precoccupied , we forget we even HAD the car with us and start to hail a taxi , only to remember the SUV in the underground Car Park!! Well here's some good news : No, it's NOT the Menopause and No , it's not an elaborate bid for attention from the local yummy Coppers, because we're looking fo...
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Funny story: James Bond 007ish in: The Sphinctre - Chapter 1

James Bond 007ish in: The Sphinctre - Chapter 1

It was a long, long time undercover to get to this point, thought Bond to himself as he took down the tall brunette clone in his arms and laid her on his bed for the 334th time, but who was counting. Perhaps it had been worth it after all. All the waiting, all the frustrations, all the malarkey writing things he did not think were funny, for an internet spoof rag that turned his stomach. Still...
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Funny story: A Christmas Selection Of 10 Badass Popes

A Christmas Selection Of 10 Badass Popes

1) Pope Stephen VI: had his predecessor Formosus, exhumed, tried, de-fingered, and thrown to the river. and his death by strangling. 2 The Pope who sold the papacy. Benedict IX was Pope from 1032 to 1044, again in 1045, and finally from 1047 to 1048, the only man to have served as Pope for three discontinuous periods, and one of the most controversial Popes of all time. Benedict gave up his...
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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate

Ask Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: This new feature represents all that is bad about question and answer journalism. However, I feel there is a need to answer some questions from notables, such as those below, in order to satisfy the prurient interests of my readers. Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I read with interest your story about the woman who crazy glued her unfaithful husband's testicles to the bed frame to...
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Funny story: Tractor And Agricultural Chat Lines XXX

Tractor And Agricultural Chat Lines XXX

Sexy chat farmers: Phone: Who's a dirty farmer? 000 4312a My Big end has gone on Massive Ferguson 000 4313a Coupling muck spreaders 000 4313a Fertiliser fun 000 4314a Your turn in the barrel 000 4315a Silage (uncensored): Putting it about 000 4316a Close coupling 000 4317a Draw bar dynamics 000 4318a Jug sizes (metric) 000 4319a Deep pl...
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Funny story: Archaeologists Unearth Incredible Jesus Document

Archaeologists Unearth Incredible Jesus Document

An investigation into the execution of Jesus Christ was commissioned by the Jerusalem Council after his death. In a remarkable find, archaeologists digging in Jerusalem have come across an actual transcript of the minutes of that historic council meeting. The following members of the council... Rabbis Joachim, Saul and Jacob present their findings to chairman Moses Ishmael. Moses: So, let...
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Funny story: Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Intrepid, rat-like reporters working for international seamy tabloids just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- they copped the script from the new Star Wars movie still in production! Here is a summary of the plot: In a place long, long ago before even Walt Disney himself was born a galactic wide war ensued between the good people of the...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz the Showman (sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Ted Cruz the Showman (sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman")

Ted Cruz the Showman was a sleazy scrappy soul, With McCarthy looks and a button nose And two eyes made out of coal. Ted Cruz the Showman is a sordid tale, they say, He was full of blow but Teabillies know How he came to life one day. There must have been some money To propel him to the top. For when they made him Senator He became a Tea Party prop. O, Ted Cruz the Showman was...
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Funny story: Polygamous Dictatorship

Polygamous Dictatorship

The founders of the Ottoman Empire or rather contemporary Turkey were descendants of Oguz tribe, or Turkmen, living in Central Asia, a clan of which was named Seljuqs. Seljuqs were a nomadic herding society, and therefore familiar with aggression and war. Naturally, the always-on-the move Seljuqs did not practice any form of known religions, but they did learn that rain was good, and were impresse...
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Funny story: The Royal Family at Christmas

The Royal Family at Christmas

We've listed just a few of their exhausting activities at Christmas: 1. Christmas Eve : Up to (and including ), a whole 20 minutes of smiling and waving at Windsor Castle Boot - Sale ( includes exercising British Restraint and not haggling over cut - price Tinsel ) 2 . Sampling Local's Mince Pies with a hard - to -manoeuver plastic fork at Balmoral 3 . Nodding and more smiling/ waving...
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Funny story: Yoga Novice Draws Confidence from Overweight Classmates

Yoga Novice Draws Confidence from Overweight Classmates

After undertaking an intimidating new pastime, Vinyasa-style yoga, 28-year-old Jessica Dyer found a surefire way to bolster her confidence: the overweight girls in her yoga class. Jessica, a longtime resident of New York City's East Village, recounted that the challenges of living in Manhattan's hottest 'hood, together with her lack of any natural adeptness at yoga, had put her generally solid...
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