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Funny story: Tampa Bay News Story on GOP Convention Makes Way for Monkey, Scandal

Tampa Bay News Story on GOP Convention Makes Way for Monkey, Scandal

When readers opened their Monday morning papers and saw a story about the GOP convention coming to Tampa in two years, they were probably expecting to read about the convention, who was on tap to speak, where it would be held, some of the issues that would be taken up by the GOP, perhaps even a sentence or two about candidates who were hoping to become the next President of the United States. W...
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Funny story: Psychic Says Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Camping Together Bad Idea

Psychic Says Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Camping Together Bad Idea

In yet another scenario that puts the lives of the Gosselin kids in a scary situation, it has just been announced that the Gosselin gaggle is in Alaska filming a camping trip with none other than the mama grizzly herself, Sarah Palin. But before you get all excited about this being a wonderful opportunity for two very head-strong women to meet up, track bear, and bury the hatchet over past disagre...
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Funny story: Letters from Summer Camp Keep Pouring In

Letters from Summer Camp Keep Pouring In

It's been a busy camp season this summer. Kids from all over have been writing home to their parents letting them know the highlights and the lowlights of their two-week camping adventures. In this next installment, we've gotten hold of a couple of letters from some older teens who attended two not so run-of-the-mill camps. Dear Mother, I just cannot believe how utterly ridiculous this camp...
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Funny story: Fox News, Tea Party Snookered by Own Stupidity

Fox News, Tea Party Snookered by Own Stupidity

The first rule of chasing down a good news story is to get the facts, ALL of the facts, and then write a report that will get the attention of the listeners. Well, Andrew Breitbart, conservative publisher and big proponent of the Tea Party got the second part right anyway. Breitbart found himself the proud owner of a tape of a black female USDA official giving a speech to the local NAACP chapte...
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Funny story: #4 - Ask Hank: Conservatives = Swoony Churchgoers

#4 - Ask Hank: Conservatives = Swoony Churchgoers

Hey Hank, It's become a toss-up for me here and thought you could help out, if you want… I am and have been an atheist for most of my life. I just can't get into the whole swoony churchy thing. But, I have become a rather confirmed political convert and want to get a job in the next political campaign. I lean quite heavily to the right, so I need to know which church group would be the b...
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Funny story: More Letters from Summer Camp

More Letters from Summer Camp

Just like the little ones, summer camp exists for tweens too. Here is a sampling of a couple of letters the tweens have written home to earn their "composition" badges. Dear Kate (haha Mom), Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Did you know that Camp Swanomee is a boy/girl camp? I didn't either, but hey, too late now, huh? I am having so much fun, I may not want to come home (OMG, LOL...
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Funny story: Letters from Summer Camp

Letters from Summer Camp

Hi Mommy, Greetings from Camp Wigwam. Did you know how dangris this camp was befor you sent me her? Timmy my bunk buddey got bit by a snake today but dont worey, he aint dying or nothin. Tomorrow we get to go rock climbing at the gorge. I know you aint religos, but plese say a prayer, ok? In case I cant say it later, I love you a lot, mom, and don't worey, I aint that scared. Yur so...
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Funny story: Letters to the Editor - Alien Hunters Anonymous (AHA)

Letters to the Editor - Alien Hunters Anonymous (AHA)

Where creatures such as the chupacabra, bigfoot, and aliens are more than just sightings. Dear Fellow Bigfoot Hunters, I wish to comment on a story that I read recently that bigfoot sightings are on the rise in Michigan. Can anyone tell me what part of Michigan they are on the rise in? The story claims that the bigfoot creature was dining out of a dumpster. My first thought that it was dirty...
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Funny story: Letters to the Editor - Sun Valley Acres Trailer Park Weekly Newsletter

Letters to the Editor - Sun Valley Acres Trailer Park Weekly Newsletter

Dear Mildred, Your column last week entitled Obituaries was a tad too long for my tastes. In fact, a couple of us were discussing it and it seemed as if it took up a good half of the newsletter. In the future, we'd appreciate it if you could keep the obituaries down to one or two. Also, it seemed a bit depressing. Perhaps you could throw in a joke or two to lighten the mood in the next issue.
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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Claims Ex-Girlfriend is a Transvestite

Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Claims Ex-Girlfriend is a Transvestite

Either the tapes that Oksana Grigorieva is leaking to the press are great fakes, or Mel Gibson is totally losing his mind. It's one thing to be an angry jilted lover, but quite another to turn into a human baboon, screaming at the top of his lungs and lashing out with a fury that usually leads down a very dark and dangerous path. Here's a transcript of the latest tape: Gibson: You're a fu*king...
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Funny story: What Michael Steele and Spoof Hecklers Have in Common

What Michael Steele and Spoof Hecklers Have in Common

It seems like there has never been a time when Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican Party, wasn't at the core of some scandal or being asked to step down by his own party members, yet he hangs on with a vengeance. The latest row between Steele and the GOP came when Steele claimed that President Obama owned Afghanistan and the United States should not be fighting a war there. Obviously, S...
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Funny story: #3 Ask Hank: Trailer Park Pursuit

#3 Ask Hank: Trailer Park Pursuit

Dear Hank, I'm pretty sure my sister in law totally wants me. She's gross, but I guess I'd still go make it happen if I thought my girl wouldn't find out. Doesn't matter. I'm conflicted. On the one hand it would be kind of interesting, but on the other hand my wife might find out. What should I do? Waiting Impatient, Houston Adjacent Dear WIHA, Just what the world needs--another u...
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Funny story: #2 Ask Hank: Battle over Basement Bunker Becomes Brouhaha

#2 Ask Hank: Battle over Basement Bunker Becomes Brouhaha

Dear Hank, I have a serious issue that needs addressed. I'm a conservative, belong to the NRA and have just finished my bunker cause we all know what's coming in 2012. My damn wife wants to decorate the damn thing and take down all my desert storm pictures. We will be sharing the space with our son who is two right now and our cat Sherman, but I can't give up my plaid couch and plasma T.V. We'r...
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Funny story: #1 Ask Hank: No Stranger to Prison, Just Strange

#1 Ask Hank: No Stranger to Prison, Just Strange

Ed Note: Hank hails from Pocatello, Idaho, better known as Big Elk Country. For years now, Hank has been the guy to ask for advice on any subject. From what wine to serve at your next exotic meat party to where to take your date hunting, Hank knows it all, and he's willing to share it with you. Ask him anything, and if he can't come up with an answer on his own, he's got a whole slew of experts on...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Lindsay Lohan Tips on Being a Jail Bitch

Paris Hilton Gives Lindsay Lohan Tips on Being a Jail Bitch

It seems like only yesterday, another Hollywood bad girl celebrity was being hauled off to jail after stringing the Los Angeles judicial system along for what seemed an eternity. A little over three years ago, in May, 2007, Paris Hilton was on her way to jail with jokes about pink jumpsuits and private cells with hot tubs following right behind. Now it's Lindsay Lohan's turn and Paris, having l...
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Funny story: Theoretical Physicist Fails to Impress America's Got Talent Judges with Wormhole Act

Theoretical Physicist Fails to Impress America's Got Talent Judges with Wormhole Act

Things got a little strange Wednesday night in Chicago when a one-man act by the name of Arcus Temporis came on stage armed only with a chalkboard and a piece of chalk and an eraser. "What is your name?" asked Piers Morgan of this wild-eyed man. In a Swedish accent, the man gave his name, "I am Arcus Temporis and I am 87 years olt," he said as he took in the huge crowd he stood before. "And...
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Funny story: If You're Ever in Miami and Need a Limo...

If You're Ever in Miami and Need a Limo...

If you're ever in Miami and find yourself in need of a limo, here's a tip, ask someone who knows someone who knows someone. Don't attempt to find one yourself on the internet. It could lead to a whole lot of misunderstandings. Here are a few tidbits I found while surfing websites offering limo services in the South Florida area. I honestly am not making any of this up. Who knew hiring a limo fo...
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Funny story: An Alternative to Standard Father's Day Gifting

An Alternative to Standard Father's Day Gifting

Ok, kids, let's look at the whole gift-giving thing for dad on Father's Day in a completely different light. Face it, your dad has all the ties he needs, it's summertime and therefore, too hot for slippers or a robe, and he prefers to pick out his own socks and underwear. So, what would be some practical gifts for the man who is not only taking care of himself now, but also taking care of you, t...
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Funny story: What if Tony Hayward Had Spoken Honestly?

What if Tony Hayward Had Spoken Honestly?

Washington, D.C. - This past week, BP's CEO, Tony Hayward appeared before an angry U.S. Congress to answer questions about the disastrous BP oil platform explosion and subsequent oil spill. While many, including the Chairman of BP said following Hayward's performance that Hayward is not up to the challenge of being the "face of BP" during this disaster, one has to wonder if Hayward isn't actually...
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Funny story: Financially Strapped Families Turning Kids Into Meal Tickets on Reality TV

Financially Strapped Families Turning Kids Into Meal Tickets on Reality TV

What is it about opportunistic dads (and moms) who see their kids not so much as a mouth to feed but as a meal ticket out of poverty? First there was Falcon Heene, the 6-year old boy whom his father, Richard Heene wanted everyone to believe was trapped in a mylar space ship floating perilously above the earth last October sometimes reaching heights of 7,000 feet. When the balloon touched ground...
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Funny story: Slow News Day has Media Talking About Sarah Palin's Bust Size

Slow News Day has Media Talking About Sarah Palin's Bust Size

You know you've strayed from the true purpose of being a politician when the media cares less about what your views are on things such as the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the economy, health care and immigration reform, and more about whether or not you've recently had breast augmentation surgery. Such is the strange case of Sarah Palin whose tight-fitting white top at the Belmont Stakes had t...
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Funny story: BP Stages Most Expensive Dog and Pony Show in History

BP Stages Most Expensive Dog and Pony Show in History

P.T. Barnum would be extremely proud of BP right now. His famous words "there's a sucker born every minute" could relate quite well to the millions of suckers who believed BP when they told everyone how safe BP's offshore oil well drilling platforms were when, in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. But just as they got away with that lie, they are doing their darndest to get away wi...
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A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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