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Funny story: Man-boobs: They're not just for fatties anymore!

Man-boobs: They're not just for fatties anymore!

The truth revealed By Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. I have never been a tit man, not really, anyway. However, I have been forced to re-evaluate breasts. The reason: I have developed man-boobs. And I am proud of them, but not excessively so. It is not hubris--my new knockers are just plain fun. I believe my pride at having developed these tiny titties must be much like the pride a young woman...
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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #03

Fr. Francois' Confessional #03

Dear Fr. Francois: I've been married to my husband for nearly eleven years, and for the most part, I have been blessed with a wonderful, faithful, brilliant husband who has provided me with a marvelous home, more than enough mad money, time away from the children with my girlfriends; he loves my parents. In most respects he is the perfect husband. My problem is that in matters of marital re...
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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional

Fr. Francois' Confessional

Skoob1999: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It has been 23-years since my last confession. Father Francois: Go on, my child. Skoob1999: I have unclean thoughts, Father. And I touch my pee pee far too often. Father Francois: Yes, my son, if you shake more than twice after you urinate, you're playing with it. Skoob1999: I know, Father. Really, I have tried to stop masturtbat...
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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #02

Fr. Francois' Confessional #02

Dear Fr. Francois, I'm not a catholic but I feel I can talk to you. You help so many people get out of sticky situations; I just know you can help me, too. I am a 14-year-old girl from Somerset, Kentucky. I am a freshman at the high school. I play volley ball and girl's soft ball. I have had the same, boring boyfriend since the fifth grade. He wants to start...you know, petting. He say...
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Funny story: How Real Men Score With Fake Women

How Real Men Score With Fake Women

The secrets revealed By Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. I know what you must be thinking: would a Roman Catholic priest know how to score with chicks-after all, chicks aren't altar boys, now, are they? Well, understand this: priests are real men; just like most of you guys are who read this magazine. I see a whole lot of groovy chicks on Saturday nights and Sunday mornings. I have a little...
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