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Funny story: The Curious Case of Pinocchio and the Labour Party

The Curious Case of Pinocchio and the Labour Party

Once upon a time an Italian woodcarver named Geppetto carved a wooden puppet he called Pinocchio but unlike most wooden puppets he was a living wooden puppet. Geppetto for years taught Pinnocchio right from wrong and treat all people with respect and courtesy. Many years later Pinocchio turned up in London after reading about socialism which seemed like a good idea because it sounds good with g...
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Funny story: The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons Cadbury's Buttons

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttons Cadbury's Buttons

Once upon a time nearly 200 years ago now a young man named John Cadbury opened a shop in Birmingham selling coffee,tea and drinking chocolate later Johns brother Benjamin joined the company and they formed the business Cadbury Brothers of Birmingham. Years later Cadbury Brothers business flourished selling their own brand of chocolate but Benjamin Cadbury was particularly fond of their Chocola...
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Funny story: Wee Jimmy Whyman on Politics

Wee Jimmy Whyman on Politics

Wee Jimmy Whyman is the 5 year old boy who has never ending questions that most adults find difficult to answer or in some cases don't want to answer. Jimmy was watching the news and said to his Dad "How is it that the entire news has been taken up giving you reports about Labour and Tory parties with no other point of view given a mention" His Dad replied "That's what they call Democracy so...
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Funny story: Three is a magic number

Three is a magic number

John J.Jones just loves the number three he thinks its a magic number. John was born 3/3/33 he lives now at an address in Three Crosses near Swansea in Wales and his house number is number three. For years, John has researched the amazing things about the number three for example: Three Wise Men visited Jesus, The English King Richard The Lion Heart chose as his armorial bearing a shield wi...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Louie The Fly

Dr Dolittle talks to Louie The Fly

Dr Dolittle talks to Louie The Fly it had to be a quick interview because flies only live 24 hours. "Let me start by asking what it is like to be a fly" said Dr Dolittle. Louie explained "My life is shit literally,its one pile of shit after another shit for breakfast shit for lunch shit for dinner you want a snack what do you get shit. Maybe that's why we have such a short life span can you ima...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Skippy The Kangaroo

Dr Dolittle talks to Skippy The Kangaroo

Dr Dolittle met up with Skippy the Bush Kangaroo in Australia today and he was not a happy Kangaroo. "I want to make one thing perfectly clear" said Skippy "I don't want to be called Skippy The Bush Kangaroo I never supported George Bush in any way so I want this bloody silly song changed to Skippy The Brave Kangaroo" It was clear that Skippy was not a happy bunny I mean Kangaroo as he then...
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Funny story: The Indestructible Passport - The Mr X Files

The Indestructible Passport - The Mr X Files

Mr X has been speaking to Jim Jones a structural engineer from New York on the incident he refers to as the Indestructible Passport. As we all witnessed on Television after the planes hit the two towers people were vaporised and concrete and solid steel were reduced to dust. When we spoke to Jim he said "How can a plane that is made of aluminium knock down a steel structured building even the a...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Mike Batt

Dr Dolittle talks to Mike Batt

Dr Dolittle spoke to Mike Batt at a Pub in Wimbledon yesterday not far from Wimbledon Common where the Wombles originate from. Dr Dolittle asked "is it true your going to bring the Wombles to Glastonbury this summer and if so will Great Uncle Bulgaria be there." "No" said Mike "you are mixing me up with another Mike Batt I dont even like the Wombles even if they are from near here on Wimbledon...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Eddie the Eagle

Dr Dolittle talks to Eddie the Eagle

Dr Dolittle interviewed Eddie the Eagle yesterday not the one that appeared at the winter Olympics years ago this Eddie the Eagle is a real eagle. Eddie explained that people often get the two of us mixed up but this Eddie really can fly. On the subject of the winter Olympics Eddie does not understand why in the Skeleton Bobsleigh event Skeletons are not allowed to compete as the weather is so...
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Funny story: Two fings you should Know about the wise woman

Two fings you should Know about the wise woman

James What was researching the origins of the famous V sign and while in the historical section of the British Museum he asked the guide for some help and was told to speak to the wise woman the old lady who sits in Trafalgar square and feeds the birds. After looking round Trafalgar square he spotted an old woman and said "are you the wise woman" She said "there are two fings you should know ab...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to secret squirrel

Dr Dolittle talks to secret squirrel

Dr Dolittle had an interesting meeting with Secret Squirrel the squirrel who has knowledge of information the rest of us don't know about. Secret Squirrel explained what he had found out about the illuminati "The New World Order or illuminati control the so called democracies of the world, if you take America and the UK it does not matter which party gets in the politicians are but puppets cont...
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Funny story: The Grey Alien - The Mr X files

The Grey Alien - The Mr X files

Our Mr X met up with a former employee who worked in area 51 also known as Dreamland. The employee who gave him name as Jim met at a secret location in Nevada to discuss his findings. Jim allowed Mr X to look at a Blue Book marked TOP SECRET but would not allow Mr X to keep the book. In the book it describes alien Creatures referred to as Greys who apparently occupy many underground bases on ea...
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Funny story: When Galaxies collide

When Galaxies collide

Every second that passes our Galaxy the Milky Way is getting closer to our nearest galaxy the Andromeda Galaxy and is predicted to eventually collide in one of the most violent collisions in the universe. The gap between The Milky Way Galaxy and The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.2 million light years but closing at 500,000 km an hour. Meanwhile nearer at home the sun is losing 4 million tons a secon...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Nellie the elephant

Dr Dolittle talks to Nellie the elephant

Dr Dolittle was today talking to Nellie the elephant who had just escaped from the circus. Why did you leave the circus said Dr Dolittle "I packed my trunk and said goodbye to the circus because there were far to many clowns nearly as many clowns as there are in Gordon Browns cabinet" "So what are you hoping to do now" said Dr Dolittle. "I was a great fan of the memory man in the film the t...
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Funny story: Wee Jimmy Whyman on the Iraq Inquiry

Wee Jimmy Whyman on the Iraq Inquiry

Wee Jimmy Whyman is the 5 year old boy who asks never ending questions that most adults find difficult to answer. Jimmy is great on the computer at checking out information and is always reading books. Watching the news on television they were showing live coverage from the Iraq Inquiry when wee Jimmy asked his father questions about the Inquiry he said "Why are they holding this inquiry when a...
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Funny story: Land of the free - as long as you agree

Land of the free - as long as you agree

Apparently a dying man Ali al Megrahi was released from prison on compassionate grounds because he is dying. Megrahi was convicted of the Lockerbie bombing in which so many people lost their lifes. It is a well known fact (well as far as conspiracy theories are really factual) that no evidence could be found to convict anybody of this horrendous crime until the Americans paid a shopkeeper i...
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Funny story: The Mystery of The Magus

The Mystery of The Magus

When renovation was carried out on an old tudor house reputed to be one of the most haunted houses in England workmen discovered that there was a loose piece of stone flooring which when lifted led to an underground chamber. The chamber contained the equipment and manuscripts of a medieval alchemist and MAGUS called Geoffrey Carlyle. The Magus was known in history for conjuring up demons...
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Funny story: Personal Robots - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

Personal Robots - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that 180 years from now people will have their own personal robot or even robots to do chores for them. The robots will be human looking and will have human voices and not the robotic tone voice as envisaged by Sci Fi writers of today. Even the eyes and the hair on the robot will look so realistic that it may take you sometime to realise whether you...
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Funny story: Martians & Moonies - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

Martians & Moonies - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that 200 years from now humans will have settled on Mars & the Moon. The atmosphere in each case will be altered to suit humans and cities and towns will be established on the Moon & Mars. People born on Mars and the Moon will not be earthlings they will be Martians and Moonies.
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Funny story: Teleportation Device - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

Teleportation Device - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that teleportation will be possible within the next sixty years. A hand helded device about the size of a mobile phone will be available to everyone to teleport to wherever they want on the planet. No more trying to find a parking space for your car in a busy city centre or waiting for hours on a bus only for ten to come at once.
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Funny story: The Microchip Mistake

The Microchip Mistake

Catterick Computer Manufacturing of Yorkshire made a big mistake when they asked the office junior Nancy Nutt to order 50,000 Microchips. Nancy phoned up and ordered 50,000 Micro Chips you know the kind you put in the Microwave for 3 minutes. Now the entire staff are eating boxes of Micro Chips and no one is going to ask Nancy to order anything again because when her boss John said that 500 com...
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Funny story: Halley's Comet -The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

Halley's Comet -The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that a crew of astronauts and scientists will be sent into deep space to get as close as possible to Halley's Comet when it returns in the year 2061. They will carry out experiments that will help us understand more about comets and how they are made.
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