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Monday, 3 October 2011

You need two things to enjoy this -- knowledge of the "N****r Head" scandal affecting the Perry campaign, and the tune to "Rocky Top" by the Osborne Brothers.

Wish that I was at old N****r Head

Off in the West Texas hills

Ain't no colored folks on N****r Head

Ain't no telephone bills.

Once I had a girl on N****r Head

Half Black the other half Sp*c.

Paw found out and smacked me on the head.

Learnt my lesson real quick!

N****r Head you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ole N****r Head,
N****r Head is for me!

N****r Head is for me.

Once two darkies came to N****r Head

Wanting to integrate

Darkies ain't come down from N****r Head

Reckon they met their fate.

Catholics ain't allowed at N****r Head

Ain't no Muslims or Jews

Just white folks with guns at N****r Head

Keep that out of the news.

N****r Head you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ole N****r Head,
N****r Head is for me!

N****r Head is for me.

- Instrumental -

I've had years of forced civility

Living with pigs in a pen

All I know is it's a pity we

Can't be racists again.

N****r Head you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ole N****r Head,
N****r Head is for me!

N****r Head is for me.

N****r Head is for me….
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Now THAT'S SATIRE!!!

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