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Tuesday, 4 October 2011

image for Achievements achieved, and Achievement still awaited... An Honest Politician? - An oxymoron if ever there was one!

The following article was sent in to the Little End Gazette, by an elderly contributor, famous for his ability to compose such nonsense, tosh, and almost unreadable ramblings, and inane rubbish.

This letter serves as an example of supremely crude, and unworthy literary skills, that actually contains an element of truth and fact.

Achievements achieved, and Achievements still awaited...

Some Achievements achieved:

The successful Eradication of Smallpox:
A magnificent achievement, saving millions of human lives.

Heart replacements:
Dr Christian Barnard, started this medical miracle, and since the procedure has been advanced and refined, many people have lived longer and happier lives after having the surgery.

The Advancement in Vehicle Safety:
Amazing changes in the technology and design of the automobile, has brought us ABS brakes, safety cages, seat belts, toughened glass, and other innovations.

The Internet - World Wide Web: Brought so many advantages in businesses, education, traffic control, monitoring, and the appearance of hackers!

Implementation of the European Human Rights Legislation: Saved the lives of so many murderers and terrorists. It is making the UK sink with the weight of immigrants from all over the world. And it helps protect the house breaking criminal, and stop the bullying owner of the house from defending it.


The Achievement still awaited:
To create an honest politician. (It might be a long wait!)

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