When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist.
Or do we?
Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three:
1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too.
2) He's a feet man. He likes open-toed shoes so that he can see painted toenails, and he doesn't like bunions.
3) He likes to watch you bend over to take a drink from the little dental sink because he's an ass man.
It's also important for us to realize that our neighborhood dentist has a lot on his mind, such as serious gambling debts that need to be repaid by Friday or else a nice Russian man named Anatol will send him to the hospital.
Yep, you probably should reschedule next week's check-up.