"I believe in justice... but don't u think that an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind?" says Katy Perry, in response to the bin Laden assassination. She is also troubled by the fact that she keeps on seeing the number 33 and that it has happened at least seven times, already.
33...? 7 times? Well, at a wild guess, Katy, it obviously doesn't imply that the world is going to end in 2012 as predicted by the Mayan Long Count, because there doesn't appear to be any numerical correlation.
Although I admit that calculations have been discovered to be 100 years out of step with the intended prediction, so that it really ought to have happened in 1912, which it obviously didn't because we're all still here. Or else, perhaps it is due to happen 100 years later during 2112, which sounds decidedly more likely, because it just happens to be a perfect palindrome, and in terms of the numerology of Greek, Sumerian and Cabbalistic Gematria, 2+1 and 1+2 could conceivably be interpreted as 33.
And as Katy Perry has seen it at least 7 times, then 3 x 7 = 21 or when mirrored seen as 12. Either way we're back to 2112 or 33 - which in geometrical terms might be expressed as 2 triangles placed in oppositional harmony. ...? Merely a wild guess, naturally.
Probably no more than just a wild Sufi or Hebrew case of 'matter meets anti-matter' in the context of a binary-trinity of universal fantasies, forming together as we speak, to create the next supernova explosion of creative imagination, or something equally, well... ridiculous in this case. ...? Or is it?
Well, 3 + 3 = 6 and in God's own words, "Here is wisdom: Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred threescore and six." - (Revelation 13:18). 3 + 3 x 3. In other words, we are most likely, about to become victims to the Mark of The Beast, The New World Order, The Antichrist, The False Prophet of False Religion and The Occult. ...? Scary, and I'm not even Yiddish.
Perhaps that's why my mother accused me of too much philosophising. ...? I hope I won't go blind, or even partially so, when everything has been destroyed except for his terrifying face - Eye for an eye and all that.
Well, one thing is for sure, I won't be there when the Apocalypse eventually does happen, because in the immortal words of Woody Allen, "I'll be dead," unless my name happens to be Methuselah, in which case this time around he probably won't end up living to the ripe old age of 969 years. But as every Frenchman knows, 9 as a figure is the inversion of 6 - What more can I say?
Other than, "Vive la soixante neuf, and whose pet are you? - The Beast's? - The fiend of Sin & Wickedness? - The treble six? If you're not sure by now, watch out when flirtatiously playing 'footsie' under the table with a guy named Nero, is all I can say. That big toe of his, most probably has a hypodermic implant device, concealed beneath its toenail - The Mark of The Beast Technology, the 'home again' microchip, the digital solution that can track your estranged pet by satellite. This Beast of Human Micro-chipping has already been prophesied in the Book of Revelations - "... he causeth all ... to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads" - Or most likely, any other exposed and vulnerable part of the human anatomy, if he can only get to have his way with you.
So beware at supper parties, as the blind, unassuming populace are unknowingly micro-chipped by an FDA approved RFID microchip called the 'Verichip,' boasting Digital Angels functions that have everything on you, from your mother's maiden name to the body measurements of your first High School sweetheart. ...And thanks to Satan & His Angels, it is now a fact that, millions of people across the planet already have one of these micro-implants, as they are tracked and monitored wherever they go, heralding 'The Final Delusion' for mankind and all creation. ...?
Positive ID? Rathion Microelectronics, mean anything to you...? The number 33, hey? Perhaps you should try being a little retrograde for once and add another third. It might just ease some of the paranoia that you've been experiencing, lately. Simply lay back and enjoy those soothing static crackles, emanating from the continuous spiralling groove in your favourite vinyl Blind Boy Fuller album and laze the day away, in pre-digital Long Play bliss. That's if you can still find a deck to play the goddamned thing on. If it hasn't already, been destroyed by the incessant Beast Technology, as we await the tempestuous flood of God's retribution and the terrors of the seven trumpet blasts, leading us on to our 2112 doom.
The Seventh Seal - God help the fountain of youth, who will need more than a snake oil cure to hang onto their dreams of Shangri-La, in the coming Time of Trouble and Great Tribulation, when a Star Falls from Heaven onto earth and those left unprotected are cast into darkness, exposed to the torments of The Three Woes and the evils of the Bottomless Pit.
When the four angels, loosed from the four corners of the earth, release the howling four winds to hurt the earth, the sea and the trees, and when the third part of men are slain for their spiritual blindness, fooled into believing in the Son of Perdition - The Antichrist, who turns out to be none other than Abaddon the Exterminator himself, set to reign with supreme evil for forty two months, before the living Messiah can make his return to earth, to vent his Wrath and protect his 144,000 servants, who have been sealed, purged, purified and made obedient by his power. …Sounds about right for the baptism of a wholly innocent, unsuspecting and optimistic, bright new generation. Wait until it dawns upon them.
And speaking of the numerological occult: 3 + 3 = 6 or 2112; 2112 x 33 = 144 or 9; 2112 x 33 x 7 = 288 or 18 or 9; 3 x 3 = 9; 2 x 9 = 18 or 9; 3 x 6 = 18 or 9. The number 18 represents life - A "lucky number" amongst Jewish people. 9 + 11 = 18. Not so lucky for the victims of 9/11. Come on Katy, so the bastard got a little more than his just deserts.
By John the Revelator