Written by rvler9201
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 19 September 2011

image for NFL Week 2 Highlights

NFL Week 2 Highlights

Packers 30, Panthers 23: Cam Newton passes for 432 yards against the Pack, which experts feel may distract most of the country from his three interceptions.


New England 35, San Diego 21:
Vice Wilfork earns his first career interception, demonstrating in 15 seconds more athleticism and awareness than Tony Romo has in his entire life.


Buffalo 38, Oakland 35:
Buffalo scores five touchdowns in the second half, overcoming an 18-point deficit to win, a sign that Vatican commentators say is God's unambiguous declaration that He hates the Raiders.


Pittsburgh 24, Seattle 0:
In a familiar move, Ben Roethlisberger gets his rocks off by beating and humiliating something weaker than himself.

Cowboys 27, 49ers 24: Kicker Dan Bailey hopes to get laid after giving the Cowboys an overtime victory, which analysts attribute to rookie naivety.


New York Jets 32, Jacksonville 3
: While the record books will list this as a Jets victory, all agree the real winner in this game was David Garrard.

Falcons 35, Eagles 31: The Eagles' offensive line's plan to keep Michael Vick out of harm's way by letting him get sidelined with an injury appears to have worked.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

79 readers are online right now!

Go to top