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Thursday, 18 January 2007

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #10. Yes, we've hit double digits. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Wheelchair Bobby let's you speak to George W. Bush."

But first...a few bonus items.

(Los Angeles--CA)The producers of the CBS medical drama 3lbs., a show about brain surgeons whose title refers to the weight of the average human brain, are planning a "CSI type" of franchise. The first spin-off is set in Washington, D.C. and follows brain surgeons assigned exclusively to looking after the neurological health of the President. The title, "Not quite 3lbs, so give him a break."

(New York--NY) Winner of the Lizzie Borden Award O.J. Simpson may have had his book deal for "If I Did It", in which Simpson outlines how he committed the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman if, you guessed it, he did it fall through, but it hasn't deterred former President Bill Clinton from shopping his new book to O.J's publisher Regan Books. The title of the Clinton book? "If I Did Have Sex With That Woman, She Would Have said, 'After you inside me, I'm converting to Catholicism so I can become a nun because now only Jesus can come close.'"

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