Speaking from an unknown location somewhere in Boca Raton Florida, Muammar Gaddafi announced today he is bringing his new line of clothing to America.
Speaking to reporters via telephone he said; "To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. Therefore, I am bringing my line of exclusive clothing to America. I have had thousands requests to make these cute outfits available to people all over the world and none more than in America."
Reporter: "Mr. Gadaffi, will these outfits replicate of those you have worn over the years?"
Gaddafi: "Yes, they will come in all colors and accessories. Each outfit will have one of my fezzes with the cute flap on the back, a matching cloak, balloon pants, and a pair of those cute matching sandals. Colors will be unlimited but my most famous are available at once. You know, the robin's egg blue, the canary yellow, and my most popular, the golden brown. Yum, I think it is the best! Each one is absolutely adorable!"
AP reporter: "Mr. Gaddafi, where do you expect your market to be?"
Gaddafi: "We already have orders in the thousands from street gangs, community organizations, and Boy Scout troops from around the country."
Journalist: "Mr. Gaddafi, when will the outfits be available?"
Gaddafi: "Very soon. We have immediate orders to fill from the Bloods, the Cripps, and the Dicks. As an add on, we are also providing a life-like blow-up doll dressed in a nurse's uniform.You know, just like the one I have back home. It will fill your every need, so to speak."
Journalist: "This is really exciting. Any other news?"
Gaddafi: "Well, keep this to yourselves," he paused for effect. "We have had a call from The White House for one in canary yellow and size slim & tall!" You can make your own deductions!"
Reporter: "These outfits will be made in the US, of course?"
Gaddafi: "Oh No! They will be manufactured in Bangladesh, you know, keep the profits offshore. This is America, after all!"