I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Seen on the same bumper:
Vote Democrat: it's easier than working!
Vote Republican: it's easier than!
I think, therefore I'm dangerous.
I bet Jesus would have used his turn signal.
Under Republicans, man exploits man. Under Democrats, it's just the opposite.
Actions speak louder than bumper-stickers.