This is a holiday camp situated in Hayling Island, Hampshire.
The holiday camp is well known for its open top chalets so sleepers could enjoy fresh air, but have to beware of birds flying overhead for they could poop all over you from above and straight into your chalet, with their droppings raining down on top of you as you sleep.
Many a times people in these chalets have had to clear bird droppings that came into the roofless chalets from above whilst they were sleeping, so it's advisable to use a sleeping bottle, a big bottle which you could climb into and nod off soon after putting the lid on top.
The sleeping bottles have holes in them in order to let in ventilation.
The bottles which measure five foot by two feet provide protection against being pooped upon by birds from above as the chalets have no roofs
The holiday camp smokeside has a theatre with swimming pool in front off the stage so theatre goers can have a swim whilst they are watching the show, for they could see the stars straight from the swimming pool.
The Avatar Coats provide the entertainment.
The nearest town to Hayling Island is Have Not.
Near Have Not is the village of Have.