Written by susan allen-rosario

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Tuesday, 26 July 2011

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Yeah it takes balls to be a unique woman in this plastic, pumped-up polyfoam world. A world that worships women primped up and pimped out to please men with a Barbie doll ideal of a real woman. Doll like women that are fashioned to hang on the arm of some lame simpleminded macho prick that could not begin to appreciate the true beauty of someone as talented and wonderfully unique as Amy Winehouse and all the those like her that don't fit that ideal.

I heard some asshole say he could not watch her because he could not get past the tattoos. Really? Guys like that don't deserve to watch her. They should stay where they belong watching the Hollywood and Playboy type paper cut out women with absolutely nothing to offer the world but the ability to constantly consume.

I am sad that another beautiful voice has been silenced and I am left to listen to the ugly auto tuned carbon copied sound alike voices that are everybody else. I want death to stop robbing us of all the beautiful talented souls that make us feel blessed for having been there to witness their gifts. Great gifts that can't be reproduced repeated or replaced. One of a kind type gifted people, men and women.

God bless all the women that have the balls to be themselves and that don't buy into the bullshit ideals that world shovels out and that instead of stepping in it, they step up to it and call it what it is… a bunch of crap.

Women like Amy Winehouse… so beautifully unique.
Enjoy her. There will never be another one.

That's the thing with women with balls. WE are unique.

And to the guy that could not get past the tattoos to watch Amy… I'm drawing a pair of lips on my ass, so pucker up Buttercup and aim low!

But to all the secure wonderful men who share a pair and appreciate the unique women of the world… I'm drawing a pair of lips on my heart. So aim high, you always do when you love us!

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