Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones spoke to a Spoof Journalist about the death, a few days ago, of celebrity, Amy Winehouse.
"Ee! We are ded gutted arn we Anitakapita? A cudn' believe me own bleeding ears when i' came on the News. A woke our lad up, coz 'e'd dozed off, as per, on the sofa after coming 'ome bladdered. E were as gobsmcked as Ah were an' all..
She were ded gud an' all tha' Amy A mean. Gorgeous freaking voice and we loved 'er ta'oos didn' we Anitakapita".
"Yeah we loved everfin' abou' 'er inni' like? Now all those cruel wri'ers are coming ou' mecking stuff up tha' they don' even know is true an everfin'.
There should be a law agenst wri't'n stuff till it gets proved like inni'?"
"We are c'lectn' for a wreath or summi'. Mebbe she 'as a favourite chari'y we could send the money to. We're gonna find ou' arn we Anitakapita?"
"Yeah. Dead ri' we are. No messin'. Everyone we know is gutted and carn ge' their 'eads 'round it jus' like when John Lennon go' sho' inni'?
An we 'erd Billy Connolly 'ad been 'opin' ta do an albumn wiv 'er an 'all. No bleeding chance now.
Sorry! Gorra go an' ge' our lad's tea on. Laters!"