Well, call me an old duffer if you like, I am 79 you know, but I still have my own teeth and hair. They are kept in a box above my wardrobe. It is nothing weird, I just think that if I can be cloned in the future, then I should be.
I have been watching the old beeb lately, as you do. There is a programme they are showing called The Hour. I sat down to watch it, thinking it would only be an hour of my life, but it isn't. It is Six hours. I don't know about you, but I don't have the time to be this involved in a programme.
Gladys and Doris don't like it if I am late for the Bridge Club. We do not play Bridge, obviously, it is a night-club by a bridge. If you knew these parts like I do, you would have known that. We go down and have so coke and biscuits. I mean Coca Cola. How else do you thing I lost my Teeth?
Anyway, it suddenly occurred to me, if the BBC is willing to lie to us about that, what else have they been lying to us about? Anyway, I have things to do, but I have made a list. Here it is.
I don't think that Captain Jack Harkness is immortal.
I don't think Dr Who is more than nine hundred years.
I don't believe that the BBC can travel through time in a Police Box.
I don't believe that all of that drama can happen in Neighbours.
I don't believe that no man can resist the charms of Libby Kennedy, like they say.
I don't think Fawlty Towers is a good way to run a Hotel, but they pass it off as a documentary.
These are just some of the things I can think of now. I am 79 you know.