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Saturday, 23 July 2011

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A 32 year old Norwegian man has been arrested following a bomb blast in Oslo, and a spree killing episode on the holiday island of Utoya which has left at least 92 people dead.

Norwegians are understandably shocked and horrified by the events which took place in their country, a nation renowned for its tolerance and high standards.

Early reports indicate that the man who planted the bomb and then went on the gun rampage disguised as a policeman, was a right wing Nazi nutter, although he describes himself as a Christian Fundamentalist.

The identity of the arrested man is known to the Norwegian authorities and the world's media, but here at Skoob News, the intention is to never refer to this maniac by name.

The hope of all right minded individuals in Europe is that this maniac not be given a show trial, where he can sound off to a packed press box about his twisted beliefs.

This individual wants nothing more than to have his name plastered all over the media, doubtless hoping to inspire others to mount similar atrocities in pursuit of perceived injustices.

Obviously, the people caught up in the Oslo bomb blast won't have a say, neither will the youngsters who were either gunned down, or drowned trying to flee the tiny island which became hell for a day.

There remains no doubt that the horrors experienced by those Oslo office workers, and those kids attending a political rally on Utoya Island should be learned from and not forgotten.

But the perpetrator of these terrible events should be quietly jailed for life, without fuss, and left to rot.

Public perception should focus on the insane horror of that day in Norway, and not on the name of the sick, twisted bastard who carried out these atrocities.

He should be forgotten. Erased. Left to rot. Sick nazi bastard.

Hopefully no more on this.

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