'Oh' said Harry, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. 'I had the most weird dream last night. I dreamt that the world knew who I was, and what I was doing.'
'That's alright, Harry' said Davina. 'We have been watching you carefully.'
'Oh' replied Harry. 'Who are you?'
'I am Davina McCall. Please do not swear. We have locked you in the Big Brother house for 10 years, under the influence of he who cannot be named.'
'You mean Voldemort. It is OK, I killed him. Have you not seen the film? They made everyone very rich, you know.'
'No, Harry, Simon Cowell. It has all been a dream, and you have 12 hours to decide about your life, who left you here, and how you can get out, with the help of a dodgy monk, and some signs left in an old copy of the Radio Times.'
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