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Saturday, 16 July 2011

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The Dungeon Theatre, West Ham, London: Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, West Ham's Dominatrix 'infamous' rant at the Houses of Parliament;

"For F***'s sake, move out of my F****** way."

"You are such a rude F****** man, you just walked right in front of me."

"I am not giving it to you, F*** off."

"You just do that and see what happens."

"You are harassing me, leave me alone."

Lady Dominatrix Brown, the burly MP for West Ham, has a brusque manner designed to shock. Shockingly rude, using language to make 'maggots' cower, she will own you, like a spider trapping a fly.

Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown causes distress by her manner and stream of swearing, that has a 'reputation' in the corridors at Parliament.

The security people are known to have muttered that if she had spoken to them in a 'dominatrix manner', they would have carted her off to the prison cell in Westminster.

Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, known by some as a 'witch' and personality to match her face, Lady Dominatrix Brown has been known to obviously be out of control when she's stressed... Nasty and ignorant, Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown has a right to behave in this "burly" way.

Being a nasty piece of work is part of Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown's 'belonging', to be rude, arrogant and full of her own self importance. Disgusting and crude, I bet you are all just wanting to meet Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, in her Dominatrix Dungeon, located in West Ham.

Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, West Ham's Dominatrix;

"I am not giving it to you, F*** off."

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