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Monday, 11 July 2011

image for The Beckhams and Harper's bizarre It's a girl-welcome to Harper Seven Beckham

Little Harper Seven Beckham has arrived. People are commenting on the unusual name as being a bit bizarre but had the little girl been named Ann or Linda, she would have grown up with a complex because her three big brothers have weird names.

Her future would have been filled with wonder - wondering why she had such an ordinary named. She would feel an outsider within her own family and most certainly turn out to be a school bully. Yes. contrary to popular belief the Beckhams DO know what they are doing.

With the name Harper Seven she will grow up into a well-balanced individual and probably become an actor or a politician's wife because her name alone will grab the headlines.

So, let's all stop harping on about it.

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