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Sunday, 10 July 2011

image for The Blue Rinse Crowd - Getting Old She got the curly perm but SHE DIDN'T JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD

Don't worry about getting old. It happens to us all.
JUST DON'T JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD.

Our knees may creak and our backs may ache but just stay young at heart...hang around with younger people and if your hair turns white,enjoy it. JUST DON'T JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD.

I was lucky in that my hair started to turn white in my 20's and was totally white by my late 20's. It's in the genes. TOO YOUNG TO JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD.

My mom and her sisters plus their aunt all had white hair eventually but DIDN'T JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD.

Look on the bright side ladies and be proud your white hair. Some women pay a fortune to get that colour from a salon and we have it for free.

JUST DO NOT JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD

OK, I was taken for my youngest daughter's grandmother a few times when she was a toddler...but hey...I get senior discount now so what's to complain about?

Just DON'T JOIN THE BLUE RINSE CROWD

AND I BEG OF YOU - DEFINITELY DO NOT GET A TIGHT CURLY PERM.

THIS GOES FOR YOU WHITE-HAIRED MEN OUT THERE TOO!

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