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Tuesday, 5 July 2011

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Dear Bonnie Contention,

I work in an office with mostly men and have become really friendly with one guy in particular.

We just hit it off straight away and share loads of interests. We have a laugh, too, and our sense of humour is very similar.

Although my husband's never met him he's always niggling at me jealously. He's even threatened to come round to the office and 'have it out'.

What can I do?

Yours sincerely, Justine Case


Dear Justine,

When my husband suggested I dressed up in sexy outfits, I thought it sounded ridiculous. But when I tried it, it made me feel very powerful actually and I love what it does for him.

I also recommend lube, and lots of it.

Hope this helps.

Bonnie.

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