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Sunday, 19 June 2011

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Olympic HQ, Stratford: Results are now coming for the Games of the XVZWV Olympiad.

In first place, 5,000 tickets for Britain's richest man worth £29.8billion.

In second place, 1,000 tickets to Gaddafi's eldest son Muhammad, as head of Libyas' Olympic committee. Currently blocked by the International Olympics Committee (IOC).

In last place, 000 tickets [NIL] to see the Olympic games, are the British Taxpayers.

Britain today is run by the rich, for the rich. The power of the Olympics yet again shows, that if you are not one of the 10% of "Top People" you are nothing, you are an 'after thought', a serf.

In sports psychology, 1st everything, 2nd is nothing.

Run by the rich for the rich Britain, has different laws for the rich, things the serf would go to prison for, the rich don't.

Serfs wait for Health treatment, the rich don't. Serfs pay taxes on everything, the rich legally avoid them using laws made by their puppets in Parliament. Serfs shiver in winter because serfs cant afford to heat their houses. The rich fly to Barbados. We are all in this together!

Last to see the Olympic games are the British Taxpayers, who will pay and will continue to pay for the Olympics.

Tickets go to crooked politicians, people who are closing British businesses and opening businesses abroad, despots and crooks in general. Then there is the IOC and FIA.

This is all very much like the 'EU Games', where the 'players' live a life of luxury on massive salaries, travel around the world for free, receive free money/bribes/enhancements and a huge fat pension that can never be taken away from them. In return, the 'EU Games' commit their country's taxpayers to billions of payments for no enhanced value, with absolutely no change to spare at all. The pattern is well established, we should not be surprised, as the Olympic torch burns its way round Britain, via a Police escort!

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