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Wednesday, 15 June 2011

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1.) The much celebrated British stage and screen star of the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70, 80s and 90s, was born while her mother was hanging out the washing in a small village near Bournemouth, UK.

2.) She had a much-publicised feud with Canadian actress Jeanie Crawford. The Canadian's overbearing nature was partly to blame, but it was mostly due to the sexual advances made by Crawford to Morgan DeVille's pet donkey over a period of ten years.

3.) Is one of the few British actresses to achieve considerable fame in the UK, USA and Lesotho.

4.) First husband, famed inventor Gerald DeVille, literally exploded with joy when his homemade space shuttle left Earth's atmosphere and orbited the Earth for a total of 14 seconds on May 21, 1964. For the duration of the flight, DeVille was in audio contact with his wife (who was at home in the kitchen), proudly boasting of his achievement, and despite imminent death, even managed to exclaim that "the controls are showing massive overheating of the auxiliary boosters, the glass panels are starting to crack and I can feel my organs starting to cook. I love you, Millicent." Five seconds later all communication was lost with the shuttle; Morgan DeVille went back to icing her cupcakes.

5.) In August 2007, the Palm Springs Sun newspaper reported that Morgan Deville had broken her wrist and fractured a rib while changing a light bulb in her condominium. Morgan DeVille later admitted that the injury had occurred during "a spirited game of naked Twister" with some of her fellow retirement villagers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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