Written by William Turdsworth

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Monday, 13 June 2011

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Arise Sir Bruce
Of wig abuse
And jokes so old
They've all been told
A thousand times
By men of wit
Though mostly shit
Good game, good game
Not really.

But he can dance
And he'll romance
Ex beauty queens
And if he means
To cause offence
He'll blame his age
His life's a stage
Higher, lower

The cards he's played
The friends he's made
For generations
On TV stations
He's helped the stars
To dance a rumba
Bar Widdecomba
I'll play that game with
Out you

But now a knight
A leading light
Of 80 years
He'll meet her Maj
And earn his badge
Nice to see you
Not really

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