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Tags: G8, Syria

Friday, 27 May 2011

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DEADVILLE, France (Rooters) - A daft statement by G8 leaders on Friday said "we will consider inaction in the United Nations Security Council" if Syria does not stop using force against protesters who refuse to wear g-strings.

"We call on the Syrian leadership immediately to stop using force and intimidation against the Syrian people who refuse to wear g-strings.

"We will do absolutely nothing about it because we are all broke and can only afford to wear these g-strings we are all wearing that were made out of one big ball of yarn. Many of us had to share a hamburger today."

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