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Wednesday, 25 May 2011

image for Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!" A photo of Kim Kardashian's butt sand sculpture (NOTE: The photo has actually been reduced by 400 percent).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been described by Ellen DeGeneres as one of the happiest celebrity couples since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston first got together.

Kim, who is one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, and whose most distinctive feature is her humongous ass, has been in a relationship with Kris Humphries, who is a power forward with the New Jersey Nets for some time now.

Kris is 26, and he stands 6 foot 9 inches tall. Kim is 30, and she stands 5 foot 2. So there is quite a difference in size.

Kardashian, who along with her sisters Khloe and Kourtney and Jennifer Lopez have the most famous derrieres in the world, has a history of dating well known sports figures such as Reggie Bush, running back with the New Orleans Saints and Miles Austin, wide receiver with the Dallas Cowboys.

Kim confided to iRumors Taffeta Kixx, that she also dated Nick Lachey who likes to watch golf and bowling on television.

Kixx asked Kim what it was that first attracted her to Kris. She grinned as she brushed her hair with her hand and replied that it was actually two things.

She said that the first attraction to Kris was his name. She said that she always felt that she would end up with a guy whose first name also started with the letter "K."

Kixx asked what the second attraction was. Kim blushed as she took a sip of her Tequila Slammer. She then pointed out that Kris wears size 16 basketball shoes and added that you know what they say...big basketball shoes big...

Kris proposed to Kim in the privacy of Kim's bedroom. The maid said that she was downstairs when she heard Kim yell out "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"

But she said that she really didn't think anything of it since that was pretty much the norm when the two lovebirds were up in Kim's bedroom.

Kardashian later informed iRumors that she will be moving from the Left Coast to the Right Coast so that she doesn't have to end up flying back and forth between Los Angeles and New Jersey.

Kim's best friend Paris Hilton told Taffeta Kixx that her BFF Kimmy "La Buttola" Kardashian is going to be one of the best looking 'cougars' ever.

May 28 is National Whooping Crane Day, except for in Alaska, Sarah Palin's native state which really does not recognize any animal holidays.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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