Third-tier rapper Ray J. has admitted to sampling both ends of the Poon-spectrum, after it was discovered that he is now sliding the sausage into waxy meathole Danielle Staub.
Ray J., 30, who rose to fame via his sex tape with Celebutard Kim Kardashian, and Real Housewives of New Jersey cast-member Staub, 62 --who also victimized pornwatchers with her own hideous sex tape, were spotted canoodling at a New York club, admitted to the affair via simultaneous Tweets late Sunday night:
DaRealRAYJ: been hanging with my girl, DS.
WrinkledDani: Ray J's junk was in my trunk, everyone.
DaRealRAYJ: @wrinkledDani, I thought we were gonna say we're just friends?
WrinkledDani: F That, I'm telling everyone
DaRealRAYJ: We're just friends. Fans, I used to bang Kim K y'all. Remember?
WrinkledDani: I remember you whacking me in the face with your ball bag.
DaRealRAYJ: I wouldn't be able to f--k you, you look like Jafar from Adladdin.
WrinkledDani: Impregnate me!
Ray J will be in the next episode of "My Sister Kills People: The Ray J. Story." Staub will be seen in her new reality series "It's Called A Prolapse, Don't Touch It."