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Saturday, 14 May 2011

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It is now 'old news' that Neil Warnock has warned Queens Park Rangers against sacking him after their return to the Premier League.

Neil Warnock has approached the Human Rights Association in connection with the rumour that Queens Park Rangers may fire him, after all of his hard work to get QPR back up into the EPL.

His work with QPR and the amazing results cannot be disputed.

His argument (if one can call it an argument) is that he does believe it is because of his rather large nose. He feels he is being discriminated against because of his peculiar facial features.

Neil believes that, as a result of his rather large nose, owners of the club may feel QPR matches will not be as well televised as other EPL teams who have 'good looking' managers.

Neil will be fighting this 'all the way' citing other ugly Managers who are still managing teams in the EPL, some of whom cannot even manage to crack a smile when their team scores.

It is not necessary to name those Managers here because true football fans know who they are.

It is rumoured that the QPR players are standing behind Neil and have issued a statement:

WE DO NOT WANT TO BE PROMOTED TO THE EPL IF NEIL CANNOT BE WITH US. HE HAS STOOD BY US THROUGH THICK AND THIN AND WE JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HIS BIG NOSE HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

HIS 'NOSE' FOR TALENT AND FOOTBALL IS EVIDENT. WE HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO THE EPL.

WE PLAYERS STAND BEHIND HIS NOSE AND ALL THAT IT STANDS FOR.

More as we get it.

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