Free lessons are being offered over at the Spoof Offices to help geneder-confused Spoof Writers.
Classes will take place on Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 7:00 p.m. until 9:00 p.m. then down the pub for a game of darts.
Lessons will include:
Practising (practicing) walking in 2, 3 and 4" high heels. Including up and down stairs and running for a bus.
Applying make-up correctly.
Learning how to fasten a bra from the front and twist it around so the fastenings are at the back, in order to not dislocate shoulders (not many men know how this works-if any).
Speaking without the use of profanities (the most difficult class of all to 'pass').
Real men need not attend unless they want a good laugh and to take a few photos.