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Thursday, 21 December 2006

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's the Special Ed-E-torial! Or as we like to call it: "The one where we give Britney Spears a Shoulder To Cry On."

(Los Angeles--CA) Kevin Federline claims to have a four-hour videotape of him and former wife Britney Spears having sex. Four hours? And you divorced him, Britney? A source close to Federline says he may sell the marathon sex romp if his divorce settlement demands aren't met. The potential price, $65 million. In a related note, a four-hour tape made by Donald Rumsfeld of him and George Bush intimately planning the military success in Iraq is being sold by Rumsfeld on eBay for a "Buy It Now" price of 65 cents.

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