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Friday, 6 May 2011

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From the theme of Oklahoma:

Oooooooooooosama when the seals came knocking on your door
The waving guns wow they sure shot straight
You're million dollar compound is no more
Oooooooooooosama no more nights for you to plan
Gone for good you're just fish food
It's not that safe in Pakistan.

Our choppers came and you wet your drawers
Guess it wasn't the pizza guy
Coming through the door
Jihad, Jihad!
Please accept these
2 shots in your head

Our seals rappelled and you shit your pants
Yes we came and
We kicked your ass
Jihad, Jihad!
You weren't the only one
Who had a holy war.

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