A female spoof writer is looking for a Ghost Writer to hire for a couple of weeks until she gets 'back into the groove'.
Although she doesn't believe in Ghosts persay (whatever persay means)...she feels she needs a helping hand or two as she is extremely busy tying up loose ends (and students) in preparation for her retirement from teaching at the end of June, and feels pushed for time as far as writing stories is concerned.
The Ghost Writer will get weekends off with full pay at the Spoof's regular hourly rate.
The lucky candidate must be able to 'write' in a Middlesbrough accent, must NOT use disgusting language in titles just to pull readers in and must use English, not American spelling.
email resumes to LG@Sppooffing.kom
Deadline for applications is May 32nd 2011