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Wednesday, 4 May 2011

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The fifth secretary to the secretary of the secretary of David Cameron's third secretary, has disclosed the contents of a communication received this month from a proletriat voter in Nottingham.

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Here is the critical ode that was sent.

Our beloved crooked MP's, got elected using lies, nepotism, and audacity,
Along with astucity, loquacity, Daddies money, and much pugnacity,
The rich ones got selected for office, where they use their verbosity,
No one questioned their morals, nihilism, greed, or alcoholicity,
They hang on to office using bribes, lies, backhanders and speciosity,
Fiddle their expenses, then get them increased through lubricity,
While the redundant, sick, and proletariat suffer with impecuniosity,
They consider themselves with pomposity, and egocentricity,
Their own wrongdoings are viewed with self imposed cecity,
Their words show self-centred nature, and unauthenticity,
Their speeches riddled with tortuosity and very little facticity,
Their promises designed for self acuation, and with great caducity,
They show duplicity, cunning, acquisitiveness, and complicity
They show ferocity, snottiness, and seem addicted to furacity,
For lining their own own coffers, they have a great capacity,
They suffer from incurable, dishonest, self centred egocentricity,
They each have pertinacity, but I'm afraid no pudicity,
They wallow luxuriously in their own grandiosity,
They're genuinely confused at the voters contumacity,
They regularly show mendacity, mordacity, and perversity,
Despite my frustration about them, as I've shown in this ditty,
There's nothing I can do to get at them - that is shitty!

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