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Tuesday, 3 May 2011

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New York City, NY - The Donald called a press conference today to announce he was responsible for Osama bin Laden's demise.

"I give myself great credit. I am the one who forced President Obama to reveal his original long form birth certificate. I kept asking, where is the birth certificate? John McCain couldn't do it, not even the Clintons could do it. I DID IT!

"Now, everyone should send me thanks for the killing of Osama Bin Laden. Yes, it was I who kept asking our President, where is Bin Laden? Where is Bin laden? Could Bush do it? No. I again give myself all of the credit in the world.

"Next week, I will send the President a letter which will only have one sentence: Where are the jobs?" stated Mr. Trump

Hopefully, Donald, your trend will continue.

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