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Sunday, 1 May 2011

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NIAGARA FALLS, New York - One of the nicest and happiest couples in the nation Nina Dobrev and Ian Somberhalder was vacationing up in beautiful upstate New York.

They had flown into Niagara Falls for the weekend before returning to Hollywood to shoot an upcoming episode on their hit show The Vampire Diaries.

As the couple sat at a quaint outdoor cafe they were asked by a member of the entertainment media who was also vacationing at the lovely location about certain rumors involving the sounds of pitter patter.

Ian looked at the reporter identified as Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and asked her whatever she meant. Frisbee made a little baby cooing sound.

Somerhalder asked her why she was impersonating a new born puppy. Nina and Tilapia both broke out laughing.

Nina put down her Coney Island Hot Dog, which the cafe flies in daily from Coney Island, and asked Miss Frisbee what exactly she had heard.

Frisbee smiled and said that she had heard from a highly reliable unnamed source that Dobrev had expressed to Ian the desire to have his baby while the two were vacationing down in San Antonio back in mid February.

Nina giggled and told Miss Frisbee that ever since she was a little girl growing up in Sofia, Bulgaria that having a baby has been her dream as it is of any normal, little girl.

But she said that she soon put that idea on the backburner and started to concentrate on her hair, her make up, memorizing the lyrics to the songs by the Jonas Brothers, her studies, and then her modeling career and acting career.

Somerhalder sat next to her while taking bites of his Coney Island Hot Dog in between sips of his Dos Equis Beer while watching the Los Angeles Lakers game on his cell phone.

Nina suddenly grabbed Ian's hand. She coyly eyeballed his groin area and told Miss Frisbee that she was going to be the first to know that yes Nina Dobrev star of The Vampire Diaries wants to someday have her co-star, Ian Somerhalder's baby.

In other baby news. Sarah Palin is denying that the rumors that she is expecting another little Palin are false. She added somewhat embarrassed that she hardly ever sees husband Todd anymore since he is almost always out either salmon fishing with Nanicka Zapalicka, snowmobiling with Nanicka Zapalicka, or helping to repair senior citizen Eskimo igloos with Nanicka Zapalicka.

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