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Monday, 2 May 2011

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I Poked somebody on Facebook and now...

‎...my finger has a cottage cheese-like discharge.

‎...Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant.

‎...I'll never wash this finger again.

...they want me to Google all over their Twitter.

Thanks to...
...the comedy stylings of Ryan Inverso and Rich Weiss.

... I'm embarrassed that I said, 'wouldn't be the first time I Poked her' out loud. In front of my kids. And my wife. And her Mom. In Church.

‎...I'm paying child support for some kid named Farmville.

...I've been sued for sexual harassment.

...I'm 200 facebook credits poorer.

‎...Myspace is jealous.

‎...and now she won't stop messaging me.

‎...and now she says if I don't talk to her she's gonna kill herself on webcam.

... it hurts when I pee.

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