I Poked somebody on Facebook and now...
...my finger has a cottage cheese-like discharge.
...Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant.
...I'll never wash this finger again.
...they want me to Google all over their Twitter.
...the comedy stylings of Ryan Inverso and Rich Weiss.
... I'm embarrassed that I said, 'wouldn't be the first time I Poked her' out loud. In front of my kids. And my wife. And her Mom. In Church.
...I'm paying child support for some kid named Farmville.
...I've been sued for sexual harassment.
...I'm 200 facebook credits poorer.
...Myspace is jealous.
...and now she won't stop messaging me.
...and now she says if I don't talk to her she's gonna kill herself on webcam.
... it hurts when I pee.