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Friday, 29 April 2011

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With the royal nuptials a done deal, biographer Kitten Lee Kelly has compiled a "tell all" list of the women who have been loved and left by the dashing, very tall Prince. Here's a sneak peek of who they are!

Drekka di Beckwith of Pukeingham

Sissy Maplethorpe Gagwith

BellaWhammy Luttonfield Buttlebumster

Fecka Feckless Peckerface

Pippi Longstockingswishingham

Tippie TylerCanoe

Lady Drubbing of Humpington

Wendy Sue Johnson (Groupietown, Ohio)

Lord and Lady Threeway of Sex-em-up

Princess Suzie (country unknown)

Lady Joss Stone of Rocknroll

Posh Chicks Nos. 5-10

Downtown Cleo Brown ("massage therapist, Brooklyn, NY)

Publishers who have read draft copies of the book call it a "sizzler" which may well embarrass the fine upstanding ladies on the list, particularly Ms. Brown.

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