A popular search engine has crashed after millions of people worldwide entered search terms pertaining to the royal wedding. The internal records of the company were released today which has begged people to stop repeatedly entering the following phrases and/or words:
" Princess Grace ripoff copycat wedding dress"
"snippy + dry + + kiss"
" Chelsy , Chelsy, Chelsy! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"hot blonde chick + girlfriend , Harry"
"Where can soccer team meet Chelsy or Chelsea, who + where?"
"old rich people in hats, don't know words to songs during service"
"need Chelsy hookup…find her? pubs in town for tourists? Americans need directions, help?"
"Eugenie + sister's incredibly retarded hats"
"filthy rich leeches having fun"
"they'll be divorced in a year"
"Harry, lucky guy"
Again, the company begs users of Internet search engines to stop looking for these and similar terms, particularly the repeated searches for Chelsy Davy which seem to be coming primarily from Los Angeles and Miami Beach. Otherwise, the entire web is in danger of crashing and no one wants that, do they?