NOTE: This leaflet is part of the new government program to stop tax evaders being idiots.
SO - YOU'VE DECIDED TO STOP PAYING THE UNITED STATES* GOVERNMENT TAXES?
This leaflet will show you the routes you - and we - can take to make sure that your wish of continuing your asshole behaivor comes true!
- Move to Somalia.
As you probably are a gun-toting, immigrant hater, you'll be able to make yourself at home here. Because there is no government - and the one that does exist has juristiction over 2 sq. km - you won't have to pay any taxes. NONE.
If you claimed that you are a member of a sovereign state - i.e. your home is a country in its own right - the United States* will cease to supply your 'nation' with electricity, water, phone coverage, US* citizenship, and any other US*-supplied amenities you enjoy. But don't worry! We'll be your first trading partner! We'll give you AT&T phone coverage for your entire organ system! Fair trade, right?
If you have claimed that you are being treated unfairly due to Amendment 13, then we will waiver A13 just for you and your dependants. That's right! You're a slave!
If you have claimed on the grounds that there was a spelling error... then we claim full responsibility. For example, you are Bob John. However, we send you a form for Bob Jhon. You will be given a new identity, Bob Jhon, and your previous one will be erased. Forever.
Now, remember, the US* government and any other branches of the US* government are happy to help if you have a legitimate concern with your taxes, like your mother died the day before.
Not some bullshit you asshole.
THIS LEAFLET WAS PRINTED BY THE IRS, A BRANCH OF THE UNITED STATES* GOVERNMENT
* Just so you boneheads know - the United States includes the 48 contingent states, plus the non-contingent states of Alaska and Hawaii, the judicial District of Columbia (i.e. the DC of Washington, DC) Guam, and other US-owned territories.