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Tuesday, 26 April 2011

image for Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Karate Kid" Macchio's Partner Karina Smirnoff Takes A Very Nasty Fall During Their Live Performance American Idol castoff Pia Toscano will perform on the 'Results Show' of Dancing With The Stars.

HOLLYWOOD - There have been more spills, falls, lost shoes, and popped off bras during this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars than any of the previous years.

Several weeks ago Maksim Chmerkovskiy fell after he was kicked in his Ukrainian family jewels by Kirstie Alley's humongous left foot.

The following week Kirstie lost one of her shoes after Maks flung her across the dance floor at speeds that host Tom Bergeron estimated hit 15 miles per hour.

And then during last nights live performance Karina tripped over Ralph's long tailed coat. She said that she tried to completely hurdle Ralph but somehow she got her pubic region caught on his cowlick and she ended up losing her footing and fell with a thud to the hardwood floor.

She kept smiling and her partner quickly picked her up by both of her hooters and did not miss a beat. Karina was obviously upset and embarrassed but things like that do happen even to the best professionals.

Just look at Christina "The National Anthem" Aguilera, or Lady "Piano Tumbler" Gaga, or even Madonna who decades ago fell off of an appaloosa and landed face down in a mud puddle while singing the song "Don't Cry For Me Argentina."

Judge Len "The English Bulldog" Goodman told Karina that he was proud of the way that after Ralph picked her up she continued on with her routine even though he knows that her knockerinos must certainly have been hurting like bloody, blooming, 'ell (hell).

Carrie Ann "The Philippine Queen" Inaba remarked that Ralph acted like the true professional as he quickly covered her from the camera with his gigantic coat as he picked her up by grabbing her two snuggle pups.

And Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli simply giggled and said that he saw Karina's panties and that they were pink with tiny white ruffles.

Host Tom Bergeron turned to Bruno and asked if he was sure that he was gay. Tonioli fired back by saying that he was the last time he had checked.

Co-host Brooke Burke got so embarrassed she started perspiring and her orange sprayed-on tan started running from her neck down into her ample expanse of cleavage.

The shows two youngest performers rapper Romeo and Disney's Chelsea Kane tied at number one with a score of 28 out out a possible 30.

The "Results Show" will feature the fabulous singing voice of American Idol castoff Pia Toscano who has been playing 'tonsil hockey' with professional dancer Mark Ballas, who is Chelsea Kane's dance partner.

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