LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has said that she is fed up with the irresponsible arrogant antics of Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan.
And as a result she has sentenced Miss Lohan to serve 120 days, or 4 months, whichever comes first, in L.A.'s infamous Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women.
Lohan sat quietly in her chair and could be heard asking her attorney Shawntessa "Jolly" Holley if her hair looked okay.
Holley said that her hair looked fine but her bloodshot eyes looked like a couple of Maraschino cherries.
Lindsay whispered to her attorney that it was the damn allergies.
Her attorney replied yeah and Kobe Bryant is a blonde Swedish male model.
Lohan asked, "He is?"
As soon as Judge Sautner issued her ruling the media put the word out and within 30 minutes, the inmates at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women had already voted 24-year-old Lindsay Lohan as "The Convict With The Sexiest Most Suckable Lips" and "The Sweet Princess of The Shower Stalls."
Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo spoke to one of the guards at Zsa Zsa Gabor who stated off-the-record that the female prisoners have already conducted a raffle to see who will get to be Lindsay Lohan's first "Boyfriend."
De Gallo stated that this will be Lohan's fourth time to be incarcerated at the Los Angeles prison facility.
3T will stay on top of the Lindsay Lohan story and bring you any further prison updates once they become available.