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Saturday, 23 April 2011

Yes! It's another song! Poem... whatever. Actually, it's techincally a poem, because there's no music. Well, it's an acappella song, really. Oh, yeah.... if you do work for a record label, I could be their songwriter. You know... Pull a few strings for your man Inhopeless, eh?

"I'd Love to Go on A Date With You, But I Need to Go on a Killing Spree and Return Some DVDs (My Angst Has a Bodycount)"

I think you're pretty,
A Britney Spears,
But with common sense,
However my dear,

I'd love to go on a date,
with you,
And you only,
But I got a killing spree,
And to return some DVDs,
Let's raincheck,
That's okay?

Look, it says in my diary,
"My Teen Angst Bullshit Now Has a Bodycount",
I've got to 5,
Going on 8,
So it's not a date,
You're welcome to come,
But I don't care for rum,
I don't drink at all,
I got to hide bodies in walls,

I'd love to go on a date,
with you,
And you only,
But I got a killing spree,
And to return some DVDs,
Let's raincheck,
That's okay?

I think you're like the stars,
The moon,
and all the things in between,
You're smart, sexy, funny,
But you gotta bring a gun,
Well... I think it's fun


I'd love to go on a date,
with you,
And you only,
But I got a killing spree,
And to return some DVDs,
Let's raincheck,
That's okay?

You wann come with?
We're shooting down some dicks,
You know Greg Hoopes?
Well, him too.

It's nice you know,
A romantic drive,
Some blood on the backseat,
A body in back,

I'm on a date,
with you,
And you only,
We got a killing spree,
And returning some DVDs,
It's 'Heathers',
and Psycho,
That's okay?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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