You know when something so British is happening when the Americans take leave of their senses and devour every last morsel of Royal Wedding news. Sometimes our American cousins appear to be more British than the British.
And, the UK media is swamped by non stories.
That wedding dress, the bride's mother wearing a hat, will she, won't she? The bride's father pays £4000 for a family Coat of Arms. I guess every upwardly mobile family seeking approval, from people who would not normally acknowledge them, needs a Coat of Arms. Perhaps they will banner their small home town with the new Coat of Arms at another of the non-events, the street party.
Who declares that street parties should occur everywhere? None other than our PM, David Cameron, as he promotes his Big Society.
However, Call me Dave has another worry that is stretching his kind of people. He obviously did not intend to say that he would be wearing a lounge suit to the wedding. Perhaps the question confused him as he battles with AV, the NHS, Libya, the EU and his own coalition partners.
Dave has made a big decision. He has performed another of his much publicised U-turns and is to wear a Morning Suit to the wedding.
Huzzah, as one posh commentator has committed to print. Surely now, the wife, Sam, will wear a hat?
The world awaits the David and Victoria Beckham show. What will they wear? The UK may be interested, the US wall to wall wedding shows will dissect.
Meanwhile, the UK is reported to be sending military advisers into Benghazi. Will our Royal boys, Wills and Harry, end up in Libya fighting another war?