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Friday, 15 April 2011

We here at the Daily Mail are the first to get you first-class news. Could teen sex impregnate you? Of course, it is common knowledge that babies come from storks, but... what if doing the nasty with a 15-year old could make one come out of one of you? SHOCKING! It's impossible!

Well, according to a scientist, who was obviously trained by Europeans and uses the Communist metric system said that you can get pregnant from teen sex.

He may have a fancy certificate, but he's wrong as hell. I'm saying no more.

Teenage sex- vile dirty thing. Those scientists say it's not good without protection, but it's just health and safety gone insane. Go forth, and make love! Remember, you can't pregnant.

We're the Daily Mail. And we're right.

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