We here at the Daily Mail are the first to get you first-class news. Could teen sex impregnate you? Of course, it is common knowledge that babies come from storks, but... what if doing the nasty with a 15-year old could make one come out of one of you? SHOCKING! It's impossible!
Well, according to a scientist, who was obviously trained by Europeans and uses the Communist metric system said that you can get pregnant from teen sex.
He may have a fancy certificate, but he's wrong as hell. I'm saying no more.
Teenage sex- vile dirty thing. Those scientists say it's not good without protection, but it's just health and safety gone insane. Go forth, and make love! Remember, you can't pregnant.
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