My heart doth weep for Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne and their HUGE taxt debt.
If you believe the above then you will believe that it's really ME on my profile picture.
For crying out loud and louder still...who the hell gives a brass nickel or a silver penny about their debts? They can easily pay the debt off with all the money and properties they own.
Why is this newsworthy? Just MORE publicity for the Osbournes.
Stick Jack in the army and send him to Afghanistan. What has HE done for the world?
Kelly - send her too.
Sharon - go work in a soup kitchen for a while or pass out free needles to street people. See life in the 'raw'.
Ooh! I know...let's take up a collection at the Spoof Offices and all give ten per cent of our Spoof salaries to help the Osbournes pay their tax debt.
Then, with what's left over...we'll all go down to the pub and celebrate.
Mine's a Carlsberg Special (or 2 or 3 - can't get them where I live).