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Saturday, 9 April 2011

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My three young girls have just finished eating my patented "MacaDaddy and Cheese." They are all lying on the living room floor, emerging from a lactose-coma. Here's the recipe:

Cook and drain 1 box Ronzoni Smart Taste elbows.
Add 1 stick butter, 1 cup 2% milk.
--Heat until burned and smoking.
--Curse loudly.
--Throw out burned food, f--ked up pot.

Cook and drain a second box of Ronzoni Smart Taste elbows...
Add 1 stick butter, 1 cup 2% Milk.

Heat to 200 degrees, add 2 cups chopped-up cheese, stir until melty, and serve to children before it cools and becomes an adobe brick.

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