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Friday, 8 April 2011

image for No wonder Rooney is using foul language....I felt like yelling a few 'Rooney's myself today Underneath the Aintree 'dresses' ??

So Rooney's at it again....potty-mouthing.

I must admit when I looked at the photos one of today's dailies of MORE 'Ladies' dressed up for Aintree...I saw a picture of his 'glammed-up' mother-in-law'
and felt like yelling a few 'Rooney's

My gawd...what a putrid, washed out looking 'moo moo' she was wearing. It looked like a faded parachute - similar to the one we used in P.E. at school with the little kids, for activites, tied at the neck with a bit of lace stuck on to hide the stitches.

Coupled with a RED clutch bag. Give me a break! I don't know about the shoes, they weren't in the picture.

Obviously his wife wanted NO
competition from her mom. Colleen looked quite cute in pink. I wonder if SHE chose her mam's outfit?

I can't wait to see more photos of those outlandish outfits and chubby legs shown off by micro-minis.

Gives ME a laugh anyway.

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