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Thursday, 7 April 2011

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Ladies Day at Aintree was more like Halloween in April.

If those 'so called' ladies think they look classy then I feel sorry for them. Someone should tell them to stop shopping in the High Street Charity Shops..

Looking at the photographs in the 'dailies', most of those knees shown off by mini-skirts, are quite offensive to look at. They should have carried a warning, "Do Not Look If You Have Just Eaten."

Micro-minis and high wooden platform shoes strapped onto the ankles with yards of fabric do not a 'flattering' outfit make. Do these gals not have 'full-length mirrors'?

A number of 'ladies' looked liked they'd raided their mother's or grandmother's dress-up boxes, sporting 70's 'gear'.

The hats!? My lord, the hats!

Ascot it was NOT!

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