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Thursday, 7 April 2011

image for Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car Jennifer Aniston has made it known that she plans to one day get Brad Pitt back.

PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees.

One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area.

He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the top of their lungs. She kept asking Brad what the hell the damn photo of (Jennifer) Aniston was doing in his car and he kept saying that he had no idea.

As LaFry squatted down behind a hedge to avoid being seen he heard Jolie yell out that she hated that Aniston woman and that if she ever sees her in person she will go up to her and bite her on her belly button.

LaFry softly giggled as he heard Pitt remark that why in the world would she bite her on the belly button.

Jolie was so upset that she could not answer. After six minutes she regained her composure and told Brad that he wanted for him to take the 'explicitly lewd upskirt' photo of Jennifer Aniston and tear it up into 32 pieces.

Pitt told her that he would do no such thing and that he was going to show her that he wore the pants in the family because he was going to take the photo, frame it, and place it on an end table beside their bed.

Jolie exploded like Mt. St. Helens, except without the freakin lava, ashes, and smoke. She managed to snatch the photo away from Brad and within half a second she put the photo in her mouth and began chewing it as if it was a piece of beef jerky.

Brad shook his head and told her that she had sure picked one hell of a way to get her daily dose of fiber.

Jolie started coughing. She then started turning red. Brad asked her what the heck was going on. Jolie turned even redder. He then grabbed her by both ankles and holding her upside down started shaking her as if she was a rug.

All of a sudden pieces of two grapes popped out as did a couple of slivers of carrots and then the pieces of the Jennifer Aniston photo came out.

Brad eased Angie down to the ground. He got in his car and said that he was going to go down to the local bar and get himself two or seven beers.

Las Vegas oddsmakers are currently giving odds of 3-1 that Jennifer Aniston will take Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie before Christmas of this year (2011).

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